Wednesday, December 26, 2007

My Mom Will Make Millions

That's right. It's finally time for my mom's winning lottery ticket.

Why?

While I was visiting for the Christmas Holiday, I noticed a nice little secret in her bathroom. My step dad had just had surgery on his foot, and they had antiseptic wash in there, but not just any kind, a kind that said one of it's uses was: "KILLS VIRUSES LIKE H.I.V. AND HEPATITIS A."

Whoa! I almost lost my balance in the shower. Amazing. Now, since I didn't have my camera or my phone on me and couldn't take a picture - I thought making this post would be lost on everyone. However, I applied a bit of "DIY BLOGGING" know how and came up with a pretty good recreation:
Really. No lie. Straight from memory recreation. However, it might as well have looked like this:



Happy holidays, from someone who's prettier and worse at photoshop than you.


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