Sippin' on some SIZZYRP (will kill you)

Holy shit! I hope Heath Ledger's autopsy report is this good!

This is an excerpt from the CNN.com artricle:

Influential Southern rapper Pimp C died of an accidental
overdose of a combination of drugs he had named in his lyrics -- codeine and
promethazine, the county coroner's office ruled Monday.

Pimp C, who was
found dead in December, was an influential Southern rapper.

The drugs are
key ingredients in "syrup," a narcotic of choice in Southern rap circles that
was most famously celebrated by Three 6 Mafia and Pimp C's group Underground
Kingz in the 2000 single "Sippin' on some Syrup." Read the rest of the article HERE.

I have never heard of an overdose from syrup. AKA Lean. AKA the purple drank. AKA delicious.

R.I.P. Pimp C.

Rest well knowing that every time someone takes a drink out of their three liter bottle of Sprite Remix loaded with that heavenly nectar, they will think of you. Dead.

Now click play below to listen to one of the best songs of 2007.

Love your Child, or Lose the Superbowl.

That's right. I found out that if you dump your pregnant girlfriend for a super model, you're doomed to lose the Super Bowl.

Now, I don't claim to know much about football, because I don't. I don't even watch football until the super bowl, and even then I pick my favorite based on the physical attributes of the quarterback.

Naturally, I went with the Patriots. (There's something odd about every one of those Manning boys...)

Anyway, while watching the game outside with my drunk friends I noticed that the camera kept cutting back to Peyton Manning in the press box everytime his wittle brudder would do something good or bad. This got me thinking, with how much that guy seems to love himself, WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY...if he was yelling out "PEYTON!!" everytime the Giants did well?

For instance,
"TOUCHDOWN GIANTS. WAY TO GO ELI MANNING."



and "WOW, LOOK AT HOW WELL ELI MANNING DID JUST THEN."

back to Peyton for his reaction:




I know, it's a bit of overkill, but that's nothing compared to how many times *I* yelled out "PEYTON!!!" whenever they showed him in the press box.

Oh, and my favorite commercial?