Ever heard of MyNetwork TV? I have, because I don't have cable. Apparently when the CW runs out of shows, MyNetworkTV comes on, and displays their very own shitty television. Last night I happened to catch JAIL. Yes, it's - "what happens after arrest, and before court."
They show the insides of jails and the booking process of the fresh meat new inmates and people who are waiting for court out in the holding areas. Lots of drunk lunatics, that's why I watched long enough for them to get to the LAS VEGAS police station...when OJ SIMPSON WAS ARRESTED!
I struck gold on one of four channels.
The cops are wiping his ass with compliments, and even chose the cell number that correlated with his football number - how cute. Also, OJ keeps talking about his awesome golf game.
The following video gets an A+; and what the hell, so does MyNetworkTV. (give me a job.)