This picture is from El Arroyo in Austin, TX. Pretty much everything at El Arroyo sucks (food, people, atmosphere,) but for some reason I go here to buy breakfast tacos. Probably because I do not want to "Eat fresh" at you know where. Occasionally I give them about $3 for 3 margaritas. Count it - 3 for 3. I don't care if they're giving me margarita flavored chardonnay, it's probably worth a dollar for the homeless person buzz I get before I have to go back to work and listen to Cher.
Who buys seafood from "Mexican" restaurants anyway? Fucking gross. I say "Mexican" because we all know that places like El Arroyo and El Chilito and anything else that serves white-people-mexican-food is ultimately an insult to my people and our fine cuisine. So let's all face the fact that the food would probably taste better dipped in crude oil.
Now what's this I hear about an oil spill?
