Love your Child, or Lose the Superbowl.

That's right. I found out that if you dump your pregnant girlfriend for a super model, you're doomed to lose the Super Bowl.

Now, I don't claim to know much about football, because I don't. I don't even watch football until the super bowl, and even then I pick my favorite based on the physical attributes of the quarterback.

Naturally, I went with the Patriots. (There's something odd about every one of those Manning boys...)

Anyway, while watching the game outside with my drunk friends I noticed that the camera kept cutting back to Peyton Manning in the press box everytime his wittle brudder would do something good or bad. This got me thinking, with how much that guy seems to love himself, WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY...if he was yelling out "PEYTON!!" everytime the Giants did well?

For instance,
"TOUCHDOWN GIANTS. WAY TO GO ELI MANNING."



and "WOW, LOOK AT HOW WELL ELI MANNING DID JUST THEN."

back to Peyton for his reaction:




I know, it's a bit of overkill, but that's nothing compared to how many times *I* yelled out "PEYTON!!!" whenever they showed him in the press box.

Oh, and my favorite commercial?