'Ho' Foods

I may just be speaking for Austinites in this one - but Whole Foods is a big deal now, so maybe not.

Ever take a moment while shopping for your special South African Chile paste [??] at your local Whole Foods and notice that 90% of the employees have great symmetry? In other words, why are there so many attractive Whole Foods employees?

The first time I ever walked into a Whole Foods, it was the brand-new and giant HQ in Austin with shopping cart escalators and an ice skating rink on the roof (only in the winter.) I almost had a coronary when I saw this guy:

(Ian Curtis, anyone?)

Then I realized he was dating....her...:



It's like a whole new breed of Human. Run for your lives. Meet you at the Dr. Bronner's factory.